Monday, July 9, 2007

Poketex Per Pokemon Platino

Blog Conso, part 1.

Probably to compensate my nostrils, at least officially reward for my loyalty, Auchan has gratified me the other day a gift, a small lightweight package in my mailbox. It was more or less the last Gillette: The Merger (the "manual", eh, not the battery), a gift of significant value: 10.89 €. When you know that the blade is provided € 3.20, it leaves you a handle to 7 €. 50 balls a piece of plastic, it's okay, quiet, well they have relied on increasing the minimum wage at Gillette.
The principle of the razor is simple and clever: 5 blades before shaving for better, one behind and to the delicate areas (like the cat at your girl). EXCEPT THAT
. Gillette For me they are shit, and shit still expensive. I used a Mach 3 before I agree with Wilkinson and his Xtreme 3D during a promotion where I had to change to cheaper razor than buying a new package of 8 blades. In short, Gillette is evil. But like the blade of my current Wilkinson becoming well worn, and today is Monday (thus resumed after shaving two days off for my skin to Adonis), I thought it would be a good opportunity try the new Gillette Fusion promised me nothing less than "the best shave" ("The Best shave" in original).
Indeed, it shaves the ball, nothing to say. That's the best shave. But for how long? How long will I have to change this fabulous blade at 3.20 € piece (which we made the 8 blades € 25.59)? While Wilkinson blades are at 1.77 € each. There are already 3 € difference between the 2 races (10.89 € to € 6.45 against the Fusion for 3D Xtreme, minus the price of blades), but for the price of blades is doubled (you can tell me, there are twice as many blades on one than the other).
But what, 20 rounds the piece of steel and plastic, to shave in the morning? And then what?! For that price you'll make me a piece of steel and plastic that turns , yeah!

Motherfucker.