Doukipudonktan?! The Last night I was at my Auchan shopping, normal, and going to the water I found myself in the Putrid Nebula, the Veil Plague, the Purple Haze home Auchan. This is a guy who works there and who makes the drinks shelves, and there is no way, whatever the day, whatever the hour, the guy he stinks DEATH schlingue it, but TIP PHEW! Quite simply, I think we reached the 3-4 meters radius. 3-4 meters in radius, it means that once you see the guy not even (like it is on the other side of a rectangle) and it stinks anyway. Quieter, but still. In addition it is a smell of sweat, your neighbor kind mason who returns from work or your man rugby on a Saturday afternoon, no no, there is a smell Schaltzmannienne , you know, like the guy he takes Never showers and the more stash of dead rats in his underpants. Already it is not pretty ...
stop "Stops ...", j'me the edge in the line. It seems that the topic of the week is the decision of the lineup of the show "Freeze". I even received an email inviting me to sign a petition. Wait ... I remake ... I had misunderstand: you want me to sign a petition FOR A TV SHOW?! (Yeah, I could write in italics, but I'm capitalized to show you that I can make capital E with an accent. You love them, eh? Well, I'm not my bitch, I give you the trick: ALT 144). Hey, buy yourself a life, guys. Is that really on TV has become the opium of the people so that people appear much even though they have so many other media available to them (and yeah, I write "media" without accents "s" because it's Latin and it's already plural). In addition Off frame ", whatever, the program that decrypts the news through the prism of the media. In short: you look like the box lies, there is a guy who will explain to you why do you watch it the lie. too strong, the concept. Please, huh, I happened to look again, the show is quite nice, and then I like the girl with buck teeth, another defector issue I had though love too but I do not remember. In truth, I am sure she is super hot ... Good show, OK, but hey, you know, me the guy who tells me that my TV lying to me I said 1) my TV to me it does not lie, because when I turn it on it just to play my PS2 and my PS2 she speaks in Japanese and took me into dream worlds, is to say if lying to him is not necessary. 2) In 2007, I will not get my "information" in the TV. I have access to the Internet, information in 3 languages, so if it is to explain that the newspaper has taken over a 20h bogus info for Liberation, which had resumed on a website without even if see it was a hoax, thank you old, I think I'll just use my brain . And then Daniel Schneidermann, as thou art television friendly, as I read your pamphlet in Libe tearful and I found that from a strictly literary point of view, writing to you like shit.
Who is the strongest between the elephant and the rhinoceros? The rappers are pussies. They do not express, it's their culture. But it's still funny to see that they booed the rockers when they secretly envy. Analyze the situation quickly:
1) The rapper wants to "weigh" to impress the other guys. The rocker wants to kiss and complete disregard of other men, only women's interests.
2) The rapper has dreams the poor: he wants to ride in a big car, usually a BMW or a Mercedes coupe. Like any business, whatever. Basically, the rapper has dreams of "dad". The teuhon. The rocker does not drive a car, he is driving in a limousine, which allows him to drink and getting sucked by several supermodels. If the rocker moves independently, it is a motorcycle.
3) The rapper follows fashion. The rocker is fashionable.
4) The rapper draws strength from his muscles, that's why it is very hefty like 50 cent or Booba. If the shrimp is a rapper Snoop as he systematically use firearms or his "posse." It's a fag. The rock derives its strength from its nerves, that's why he is skinny like Steven Tyler or Axl Rose. And also because he takes drugs for real. The rocker is fighting alone, even if it is lost, because the rock n 'roll is the victory of the individual on the ground.
5) The rapper likes girls who look like hookers because it means they are hot. The rocker loves all women and fuck everything that happens, but it appears mainly with models just to annoy the other guys.
6) Girls love for the rapper his money and prestige. Girls love the rocker for his sex appeal. A rapper poor do not fuck, fuck a rocker poor more than rich rapper.
7) The rapper was very very afraid of his repressed homosexuality. No reference to any female share in the rapper is allowed, but the guys are still 9-3 in the Bois de Boulogne type of drag queens. The rocker has understood that even the pharaohs makeup and androgyny that is the best way to pass for a guy who has it all and the men and women, where an undeniable success.
8) The rapper is aging badly and stops the concert early. The rocker watching well and cares about the fire scene if over 70 years.
9) The old rapper is no longer a dream and no more kisses. The old rocker is still fantasize about her daughter's friends and kissing occasionally.
10) The rapper mistreating monkeys. The rocker mistreats sharks. 11) The rapper loves to play the latest video game console. The rocker loves to play with guitars 40 years ago.
12) The rapper made super elaborate rhymes in his songs with lots of complicated words because the only book he reads is the dictionary. The rocker is simple songs with rhymes rotten because it is primarily aimed at women, but it draws a lot of books he read and he speaks in his interviews.
13) When the rapper gets arrested, he is not happy, he told the cops that the fascists and he wants to screw them all. When the rocker is arrested, he smiled to the cameras and said that "The NYPD did a great job." Me, sometimes I listen to rap and I like, but the cap and jogging is too much saps jester, for real.
Gynémotricité It's never fun to hear, but it is clear that Hitler was a visionary. And not only I say, but you show every day. Indeed, the father Adolf was a fad: the "living space", the lebensraum , looks like Christiane, our German intern. It is for this vital space he had made up his mind to conquer all of Europe. Conquest of a living space that most of you rednecks breed daily.
Indeed, the common redneck (that is to say the majority of human beings) seems to have decided he needed more living space and this car has earned us the flood of vehicles completely spacious disproportionate the real needs of their drivers (and most often their drivers).
What is that all these old wives ask their husbands a break , an MPV or 4x4 as they have a brat? Since when do we need a 5 or 7 seater vehicle to transport 2 Mouflets?
me, when I was younger (and my sister was little), my mom drove a Fiat 126 . Believe it or not, you can cram 4 adults in a Fiat 126 ( the problem was rather that the seats are plastic, so the summer when you leave the pool hello fragile skin and naked on the bench at 200 ° C ... ).
And here the other day at my job, we moved to a guy Volkswagen Passat (yeah, I kind of job where the guys ride in Audi A4 or Passat) and the guy wondering if this is large enough, because he has 2 children!
is how we end up with a bunch of little Adolf and Adolfettes on the road, each trying to show his neighbor that he's has the largest living space.
You'll notice that the vast majority of drivers of 4x4s and MPVs are conductive. Indeed, these strong many years they have ranted that "keskilkroilemec, paskilaunegrosvoiturlaroutluiappartient?! "Women are now trying to take revenge as they can, or at least try to recover from this route that they had stolen, machifachos horrible we are. Now they have a big car, we will respect them. It was without counting on their main shortcoming: they can not drive. Oh, I see you coming with your fallacious arguments, your statistics and insurance prices lower for women ...
Have you ever repeated triumphantly that "behind every great man is a woman? Well the road is the same: behind every man who commits an accident there is a woman.
Women are three flaws in the case of conduct (besides when is it you saw a woman F1 driver for the last time, eh?):
1) the management of distances. Everyone knows that women have difficulty in properly evaluating distances. So it is not uncommon to see them in the middle of the road, already convinced that they border on the edge, or crush a motorbike when it comes, ready to swear that there are not enough place for the motorcycle and Clio them on a 2 lane highway. This mismanagement of distances that is already behaving like grandmothers when they are driving a compact sedan makes them as comfortable driving a minivan than a bull in a china shop: between fear of scratching the car that her husband has not finished paying for and fear of the terrible accident that would cause the slightest contact with another vehicle at more than 30 km / h, women in big car crawl as is not allowed!
2) No sense of anticipation. The woman focuses on what happens. It reacts to what happens. Except that when that happens, well it's too late.
3) No sense of what driving. For a woman, driving it to advance his vehicle while respecting the rules of the road and signs scattered here and there on the route. No, not lead it. Driving is knowing that we are not alone on the road, and that's probably a good idea to roll a bit to the right when one is right and just over the left when one is left in order to leave more room for bikers who drive in the middle ("KOOAAAA?! There are also bikes that run on the same road as moooaaa?! And mileu? but they have not droooaaaaa! "). Driving is to accept the reality of others' behavior and adapt to remain fluid.
So between those who drive too slowly, those who put their flashing right-turn left, those which had been provided not need to immediately turn and look at the last moment without warning, not those which had been seen traffic slow down for 25 meters and pound you in the ass, women driving, thank you, eh ... is not born misogynist, one becomes while driving.
I still have to admit a certain satisfaction that I had the other day : I did a finger to a guy driving his BMW 4x4 (yeah, for once was a guy). But not a super finger away when the guy takes his highway, eh, no no, a real finger next to the guy who thought he was driving because he was able 4x4 grill me by fucking on queue next and forcing the passage quietly. The fittest, you know. So I stuck bieeeen the car ahead of me, and when that big con he looked at me and shouting with his window open, I gave him a fat finger and closed his mouth. And he was right, because it must cost super expensive to replace all the lights of a BMW 4x4
... Me, I drive a Toyota Yaris.
Back For The Attack! Yeah, I know, the "log an old bastard" was the ball, I have been told again tonight. That's why I come back. The updates may be less frequent than before, maybe not. you soon ...
