It's never fun to hear, but it is clear that Hitler was a visionary. And not only I say, but you show every day. Indeed, the father Adolf was a fad: the "living space", the lebensraum , looks like Christiane, our German intern. It is for this vital space he had made up his mind to conquer all of Europe. Conquest of a living space that most of you rednecks breed daily.
Indeed, the common redneck (that is to say the majority of human beings) seems to have decided he needed more living space and this car has earned us the flood of vehicles completely spacious disproportionate the real needs of their drivers (and most often their drivers).
What is that all these old wives ask their husbands a break , an MPV or 4x4 as they have a brat? Since when do we need a 5 or 7 seater vehicle to transport 2 Mouflets?
me, when I was younger (and my sister was little), my mom drove a Fiat 126 . Believe it or not, you can cram 4 adults in a Fiat 126 ( the problem was rather that the seats are plastic, so the summer when you leave the pool hello fragile skin and naked on the bench at 200 ° C ... ).
And here the other day at my job, we moved to a guy Volkswagen Passat (yeah, I kind of job where the guys ride in Audi A4 or Passat) and the guy wondering if this is large enough, because he has 2 children!
is how we end up with a bunch of little Adolf and Adolfettes on the road, each trying to show his neighbor that he's has the largest living space.
You'll notice that the vast majority of drivers of 4x4s and MPVs are conductive. Indeed, these strong many years they have ranted that "keskilkroilemec, paskilaunegrosvoiturlaroutluiappartient?! "Women are now trying to take revenge as they can, or at least try to recover from this route that they had stolen, machifachos horrible we are. Now they have a big car, we will respect them. It was without counting on their main shortcoming: they can not drive. Oh, I see you coming with your fallacious arguments, your statistics and insurance prices lower for women ...
Have you ever repeated triumphantly that "behind every great man is a woman? Well the road is the same: behind every man who commits an accident there is a woman.
Women are three flaws in the case of conduct (besides when is it you saw a woman F1 driver for the last time, eh?):
1) the management of distances. Everyone knows that women have difficulty in properly evaluating distances. So it is not uncommon to see them in the middle of the road, already convinced that they border on the edge, or crush a motorbike when it comes, ready to swear that there are not enough place for the motorcycle and Clio them on a 2 lane highway. This mismanagement of distances that is already behaving like grandmothers when they are driving a compact sedan makes them as comfortable driving a minivan than a bull in a china shop: between fear of scratching the car that her husband has not finished paying for and fear of the terrible accident that would cause the slightest contact with another vehicle at more than 30 km / h, women in big car crawl as is not allowed!
2) No sense of anticipation. The woman focuses on what happens. It reacts to what happens. Except that when that happens, well it's too late.
3) No sense of what driving. For a woman, driving it to advance his vehicle while respecting the rules of the road and signs scattered here and there on the route. No, not lead it. Driving is knowing that we are not alone on the road, and that's probably a good idea to roll a bit to the right when one is right and just over the left when one is left in order to leave more room for bikers who drive in the middle ("KOOAAAA?! There are also bikes that run on the same road as moooaaa?! And mileu? but they have not droooaaaaa! "). Driving is to accept the reality of others' behavior and adapt to remain fluid.
So between those who drive too slowly, those who put their flashing right-turn left, those which had been provided not need to immediately turn and look at the last moment without warning, not those which had been seen traffic slow down for 25 meters and pound you in the ass, women driving, thank you, eh ... is not born misogynist, one becomes while driving.
I still have to admit a certain satisfaction that I had the other day : I did a finger to a guy driving his BMW 4x4 (yeah, for once was a guy). But not a super finger away when the guy takes his highway, eh, no no, a real finger next to the guy who thought he was driving because he was able 4x4 grill me by fucking on queue next and forcing the passage quietly. The fittest, you know. So I stuck bieeeen the car ahead of me, and when that big con he looked at me and shouting with his window open, I gave him a fat finger and closed his mouth. And he was right, because it must cost super expensive to replace all the lights of a BMW 4x4
... Me, I drive a Toyota Yaris.
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