Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Biffy Clyro Mountains Music Sheet

Who is the strongest between the elephant and the rhinoceros?

The rappers are pussies. They do not express, it's their culture. But it's still funny to see that they booed the rockers when they secretly envy. Analyze the situation quickly:

1) The rapper wants to "weigh" to impress the other guys. The rocker wants to kiss and complete disregard of other men, only women's interests.
2) The rapper has dreams the poor: he wants to ride in a big car, usually a BMW or a Mercedes coupe. Like any business, whatever. Basically, the rapper has dreams of "dad". The teuhon. The rocker does not drive a car, he is driving in a limousine, which allows him to drink and getting sucked by several supermodels. If the rocker moves independently, it is a motorcycle.
3) The rapper follows fashion. The rocker is fashionable.
4) The rapper draws strength from his muscles, that's why it is very hefty like 50 cent or Booba. If the shrimp is a rapper Snoop as he systematically use firearms or his "posse." It's a fag. The rock derives its strength from its nerves, that's why he is skinny like Steven Tyler or Axl Rose. And also because he takes drugs for real. The rocker is fighting alone, even if it is lost, because the rock n 'roll is the victory of the individual on the ground.
5) The rapper likes girls who look like hookers because it means they are hot. The rocker loves all women and fuck everything that happens, but it appears mainly with models just to annoy the other guys.
6) Girls love for the rapper his money and prestige. Girls love the rocker for his sex appeal. A rapper poor do not fuck, fuck a rocker poor more than rich rapper.
7) The rapper was very very afraid of his repressed homosexuality. No reference to any female share in the rapper is allowed, but the guys are still 9-3 in the Bois de Boulogne type of drag queens. The rocker has understood that even the pharaohs makeup and androgyny that is the best way to pass for a guy who has it all and the men and women, where an undeniable success.
8) The rapper is aging badly and stops the concert early. The rocker watching well and cares about the fire scene if over 70 years.
9) The old rapper is no longer a dream and no more kisses. The old rocker is still fantasize about her daughter's friends and kissing occasionally.
10) The rapper mistreating monkeys. The rocker mistreats sharks.

11) The rapper loves to play the latest video game console. The rocker loves to play with guitars 40 years ago.
12) The rapper made super elaborate rhymes in his songs with lots of complicated words because the only book he reads is the dictionary. The rocker is simple songs with rhymes rotten because it is primarily aimed at women, but it draws a lot of books he read and he speaks in his interviews.
13) When the rapper gets arrested, he is not happy, he told the cops that the fascists and he wants to screw them all. When the rocker is arrested, he smiled to the cameras and said that "The NYPD did a great job."


Me, sometimes I listen to rap and I like, but the cap and jogging is too much saps jester, for real.

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